EVOLUTION OF A STRONG VOICE
JIM Dale, the voice of every Harry Potter book, hits Barnes & Noble Union Square tomorrow 10:30 p.m. to midnight - which is when this seventh thing comes out - reading from what we're [temporarily] guaranteed is the forever final number. "Two and...
NEW HIT'S WHERE THE TRUTH LIES
'WHAT YOU call love was just invented by guys like me to sell ny lons!" says the smartly cynical advertising genius Don Draper in tonight's opening episode of "Mad Men" on AMC. Here's my prediction: This will be the hit of the year. It's "Sex and...
WE HEAR
THAT Ryan Phillippe, Elisha Cuthbert, Devon Aoki and Olivia Wilde are planning on "going green" for tonight's Sapporo-sponsored party for BPM magazine's 11th anniversary at Avalon...
SURPRISE FAN
DAVID Duchovny doesn't mind showing off his sensitive, feminine side. The former "X-Files" star admits he's a big Barry Manilow fan and has even downloaded the sappy singer's hits on his iPod. "He's unembarrassed to go for the schmaltz," Duchovny...
ALL IN GOOD FUN
NORMALLY press-shy Kate Hudson is coming out of her shell. During a recent night out at Malibu's Nobu, she was spotted leaving the star-gazing haven with comic Dax Shepard - along with his T-shirt, which she held up to her face. But, "It was just a...
WELCOME WAGON
POSH and Becks may have only lived in Hollywood a hot minute, but they already know the town's most important power couples. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, along with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, are throwing David and Victoria Beckham a...
LOCAL INSURGENT
ONE Westchester neighbor has found a creative way to strike back at Martha Stewart over her effort to trademark the name Katonah for a line of furniture and home products. Marc Black is trying to stop Stewart with a YouTube video featuring himself...
SIGHTINGS
TOM Brady wearing a Yankee cap and politely holding the door as he and his supermodel girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen, strolled into the IMG building at 54th and Seventh . . . CARIDEE "America's Next Top Model" English watching The Naked Cowboy flex his...
BARE MOUNTAIN
CALLING all nudists! Spencer Tunick - famous for taking photos of large crowds of naked people at landmarks around the world, often as authorities try to arrest him - is taking his tired act to a goose-pimply glacier in the Alps next month to...
MIDAS TOUCH
IVAN Wilzig - who started wearing capes and calling himself "Sir Ivan" a few years ago when he launched a pop music career - has reinvented himself as "Mr. Mitzvah," the first Jewish superhero for his Sci-Fi Channel reality show, "Who Wants to Be a...
HE'S GOT MORE OF A GIFT FOR BALONEY
RICH-kid rocker Cisco Adler - who's been linked to Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton and Kim berly Stewart - brags on a video: "I have some sort of gift with women . . . I tend to find myself dating famous women sometimes. I just write dope songs and...
DISORDER
LAW and order was the last thing on the mind of "CSI" star Gary Dourdan when he left West Hollywood nightclub Hyde early yesterday. Witnesses say the actor, who plays hard-nosed forensic investigator Warrick Brown, went ballistic outside the...
SMOKE & OIL
OILY heir Brandon Davis has left Miami and landed among the Park Avenue crowd. A chain-smoking and "desperate looking" Davis spent the whole night on his cell phone while cruising Christie's with pal Danny Baker at Monday's auction of Mexican movie...
READY TO DEAL
HEATHER Mills has rejected Paul McCartney's $41 million proposed divorce settlement, but says she'll graciously hop away for a paltry $102 million, the Times of London reports. When the duo called their four-year marriage quits last May, Mills...
TAKES TO BEING A TURN-ON
BEING the teenage son of a Hearst executive sure has its benefits - especially when an Oscar de la Renta-clad Jessica Biel is walking through the publisher's new headquarters. On Tuesday night, Cosmopolitan magazine and its covergirl hosted a...
AT LAST, A MAN FOR PAULA!
PAULA Abdul - who once complained, "My romantic life is a horror movie" - went public yesterday with her new boyfriend, L.A. restaurateur JT Torregiani, on the "Today" show. The "American Idol" judge hadn't been linked to anyone since 2003, when she...
B'WAY STARS ON STRAIGHT PATH
A WACKO group claiming to "cure" gays of their homosexuality is running secret meetings for closeted Broadway stars, according to a new documentary, "Gay No More?" Bill Hussung - who produced and directed the film with his wife, Mashara...
A REAL STINK AT SORVINO FARM
ACCLAIMED "Goodfellas" actor Paul Sorvino and his playwright daughter, Amanda, are up to their necks in deep doo-doo, now that a waste-hauling company has dumped a messy mountain of horse manure in the driveway of their Pennsylvania farm after they...
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