MY 5-STAR, HIGH-TECH HOTEL HELL
I AM a simple soul. I can write, cross out, rewrite, apologize for how I write, etc. I am efficient with paper, pencil, quill, papyrus, an upright Remington. Despite what my detractors and editors think, I am not truly dumb as dirt. In my home...
JOHN TRAVOLTA A REEL WONDER
'I NEED absolute proof before disclosing more names, but we're working on it!" So says Hustler publisher Larry Flynt regarding his revelations about prominent politicos who have been customers of the Washington, D.C. madam. My inside tip from...
DIESEL HIGH-PERFORMANCE ANGST
VIN Diesel's latest project, "Babylon A.D.," was so over budget and behind schedule, the completion-bond company was forced to step in to salvage the troubled sci-fi flick. A source told Page Six that in an 11th-hour move, Film Finances Inc. of...
EVASIVE ANSWER
SUPERMODEL Iman, at a Trace magazine party at West 21st Street club Room Service Wednesday night, was asked about her not-yet-released fragrance line. "If I tell you, I'll have to kill you," she laughed, wrapping her hands around the questioner's...
CHUCK IS BLOODY LUCKY
THE Bayonne Bleeder is back. Chuck Wepner, who infamously bled like a stuck pig during his 1975 title bout against Muhammad Ali, will be the guest of honor Tuesday at a bash for Proof magazine's sports issue at the Cornelia Street Café. "I'm nobody...
LIFE OF CRIME
MICHELLE Rodriguez had much to be happy about as she celebrated her birthday at The Plumm. The tough actress said she's happy with her role in "Battle in Seattle," directed by Stuart Townsend and co-starring Townsend's girlfriend, Charlize Theron...
THE DESIGNER AND THE MINORS
FASHION designer Anand Jon, 33 - who is facing a total of 32 criminal charges, including sexual battery, committing a lewd act on a child, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor by giving her liquor - is obsessed with underage models...
SIGHTINGS
JUSTIN Timberlake and Jessica Biel escaping the opening of Timberlake's restaurant Southern Hospitality to a curtain-shrouded table at The Box . . . DIRECTOR Milos Forman joining former Fed chairman Paul Volcker and former Gov. George Pataki at the...
CIGAR SMOKER
"SOPRANOS" hitman Federico Castelluccio got an offer he couldn't refuse when he was handpicked by Nickelback to star in their new rock video. It filmed this week at Da Silvano in the West Village, with Castelluccio lip-syncing words to their song...
WICKED JOKE
"HAIRSPRAY" director Adam Shankman is a mean practical joker. Nikki Blonsky, who plays tubby Tracy Turnblad in the flick, tells Figure magazine she was so thrilled to be cast in her first movie, "I would come to the set and go, 'There is no way I'm...
HARD ON HERSELF
BEST-selling author Amy Tan has plenty of unpublished novels - and they're going to stay that way. The brutally honest author, who had a smash in 1989 with "The Joy Luck Club," says she wrote six other tomes before publishing her next big seller...
TAKE MY PHOTO, I'M BEGGING YOU
ATTENTION-starved social butterfly Kristian Laliberte is still trying to be come a reality-show star. The New York Observer reported in the spring that the publicist/stylist to celebrity wannabes was "in talks with several networks" for a reality...
MOTHER KNOWS BEST?
ERIN Moran, who played Joanie Cunningham on "Happy Days," would be more famous today if it weren't for her mother. The actress tells retrocrush.com she was up for the pea-soup-hurling lead in "The Exorcist," but "my mom said 'you're not going to do...
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