GONE 'TODAY,' HERE TOMORROW
ME, I said it. I told you months ago. Monthssssss ago when nobody else knew nothing, when mouths were closed tighter than Dick Cheney's, I was first to tell you the coming game of Musical Anchors. It is finally happening. Now. This very moment. As...
STRANGE SPOT
HEY, kids, stay away from porn! That's the word from Ron Jeremy, who has shot a bizarre public service ad intended to keep children from viewing XXX videos. According to avn.com, the minute-long ad for a Christian group features the Hedgehog and his...
GOLDSTEIN'S SCREWY SITUATIONS
AL Goldstein - the bankrupt founder and publisher of Screw magazine - is driving his estranged wife Ava Maharaj and her family berserk. The 71-year-old smut king "last year took a loan of approximately $50,000 from them to pay for moving expenses to...
TOO NORMAL
HOLLYWOOD couple Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have convinced themselves they are "normal." In an interview with Latina magazine, Anthony confesses to filming some "highly charged scenes" for the film he stars in with Lopez, "El Cantante." "All my...
ROVE REJECTER
EDUCATION Secretary Margaret Spellings got blindsided by the Washington Post last week when she went in for an interview about the state of the nation's schools and was first asked to explain why she turned down President Bush's deputy...
BAD TIMES ON ALLEGED SLUR
STAFFERS at the New York Times say an investigation was launched after a top editor allegedly used a homophobic slur last month during a well-lubricated office party. The left-leaning newspaper established a Diversity Advisory Council last week...
SIGN HERE
COLOMBIAN superstar Shakira learned a lesson from Paul McCartney's bitter divorce from Heather Mills. Argentine newspapers are reporting that the hip-shaking singer asked her fiancé of six years, Antonio de la Rua, to sign a prenuptial agreement...
WE HEAR
THAT Peter Cook - whose taste for teens wrecked his marriage to Christie Brinkley - was with age-appropriate Realtor Ingrid Brownyard at a charity event one night but chasing younger girls until 3 a.m. at a nightclub the next night . . . THAT...
CREAM PUFF
HANGING out with Lauren Conrad can be hazardous to your health. The sexy star of "The Hills" was playing tackle football at a Malibu beach barbecue thrown by Brody Jenner, the model-son of Olympic great Bruce Jenner and actress Linda Thompson, when...
NAUTICAL TYPE
BJORK's quirks go beyond funky outfits and strange behavior. Page Six spies spotted a "huge black yacht" parked on the East River in Long Island City, and owners of a boathouse nearby told our tipster the unusual vessel belongs to Bjork (above.)...
SICK STICK
MARIA Schneider - who was only 19 when she, Marlon Brando and a stick of butter filmed the world's most infamous sex scene in "Last Tango in Paris" - is still haunted by it to this day. "That scene wasn't in the original script. The truth is it was...
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