INSIDE THE NYPD'S CRIME SCENE BASE
WANT to talk DNA? OK. So forget TV's "CSI." Tour the NYPD's real CSI HQ. Sign in, get your visitor's badge, your escort, and your first stop is the hair-and-fiber unit. Metal tables scrubbed with bleach, rinsed with water, laid with white paper...
BEYONCE'S TRIP
People can't get enough of "Beyoncé Rolls." Widespread video clips of Ms. Knowles' embarrassing tumble down a flight of stairs during an Orlando, Fla., concert have turned into a nightmare for the singer, who has stumbled in her efforts to quash...
FREEBIE FORMULA
FENDI figures you have to give to get, so it's giving lunches and cocktails to launch its new "To You" clutch handbag, hoping eventually to get paying customers. The fashion house had Fabiola Beracasa host a ladies' lunch Wednesday on the Gramercy...
CRIME SCENE
IS Christie Brinkley a glutton for punishment? As The Post's Braden Keil reported yesterday, she's buying a $10.9 million waterfront spread in North Haven. It turns out the new place is next door to her other house where her fourth husband, Peter...
GOV. SPITTER?
STATE Sen. Carl Kruger, a Brooklyn Democrat, seems to prefer the company of state Senate Republican Majority Leader Joseph Bruno to his fellow Democrat Gov. Eliot Spitzer. The Post's Kenneth Lovett reports that while Kruger was walking with Bruno on...
SIGHTINGS
FRAN Lebowitz sitting under the caricature of herself at Waverly Inn as she dined with Pantheon Books editor Erroll McDonald in the booth next occupied by Anne Hathaway and her Italian boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, near Regis and Joy Philbin, Rory...
OH, SIT STILL
FASHION designer Valentino has some advice for the city's noxious table-hopping women on how to behave at dinner. The couturier told Domino magazine, "I notice that young ladies in New York tend to move around the room more, oftentimes before the...
LETTING GO
KEITH Olbermann's one-night-stand nightmare is over. For the past year, the MSNBC blabbermouth has been tormented by the blog of a comely Cuban lass who claimed he courted her, bedded her, then told her to get lost. She even once complained about...
HAPPY CAMPERS
JEREMY Shockey and several teammates were happy guys when they reported to the Giants training camp yesterday, following a night of cavorting with strippers at Scores West Side. One dancer told Page Six, "Jeremy said he was being the big brother and...
BOOK'S ABREAST OF NORA'S PAST
DECADES before Nora Ephron wrote "I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman," she was focused a little further south of her chin. Bruce Littlefield, author of "Garage Sale America," writes about buying a Mark Eden Bust...
UPSTART ERIN AGITATES MARIA
CNBC might not be big enough for both the Money Honey, Maria Bartiromo, and the Street Sweetie, Erin Burnett. Insiders say Bartiromo is in an uproar over her ravishing rival Burnett, who's begun to upstage her at the business news channel. An...
SHE KILLED HER CAREER, TOO
THE title might be the best part of "I Know Who Killed Me," starring (if that's the word) Lindsay Lohan. Sony Pictures declined to screen the serial-killer thriller for critics, and it's opening today on only 1,200 screens nationwide - 3,000 fewer...
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