I NEED HIP-TUGGER JEANS
WHEN Naomi Campbell beaned her housekeeper with a cellphone because she couldn't find her favorite jeans, I was envious. Not over Naomi's aim but that she had so many pairs. On a 1-to-10 in the scale of civilization's troubles, this is a minus 4 -...
BROADWAY JOE ON BIG SCREEN?
'YOU HAVE reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity," said O.A. Battista. JOE NAMATH was born in Pennsylvania, but he is a New Yorker's dream figure of a top sports star. The Jets icon...
FATEFUL DELAY
WATERGATE might never have been uncovered if Jann Wenner had given Carl Bernstein the job he wanted - Hunter Thompson's gig at Rolling Stone. At a Thompson symposium on the Plum cable channel in Aspen, Bernstein told Hunter's former assistant...
NOW DIDDY'S A RIVIERA REJECT
HE once ruled the party scene from New York to the Riviera, but it seems Sean "Diddy" Combs' social status is slipping. Sources at St. Tropez hotspot Les Caves - where the rapper was once a regular fixture - told Page Six that when the daddy of four...
THIGH ANXIETY
WHICH genius thought the war-torn women of Iraq would be in need of the ThighMaster? U.S. Marine reservist Todd Bowers told Smithmag.net, "We were getting humanitarian aid sent and we got in a bunch of ThighMasters - official, made-in-Taiwan...
GAMBLING ON DIRECTOR'S VISIT
JAMES TOBACK was a no-show at the Anthology Film Archives screening of his 1975 movie "The Gambler" Thursday night, but it wasn't his fault. "When they asked me months ago, I immediately said yes because these events are enjoyable and ego-gratifying...
RAY LOOKS EAST
THOSE $40-a-day meals appear to be well behind Rachael Ray. The perky, overexposed talk-show hostess and her husband are in contract to buy a fancy weekend compound in Southampton for just under $3 million, reports The Post's Braden Keil. Included...
EM WANTS 10
EMINEM is desperate to win another Grammy - and he doesn't mind saying it. "I have nine of those muthaf---as, and I love them, so I'm trying to get one more to make it an even 10," the rapper tells September's XXL magazine. It wasn't always that way...
TO BOLDLY GO
PAGE Six may have rescued Captain Kirk from obscurity. Last month we told you how always-entertaining William Shatner was in a big funk because Leonard Nimoy had been inked to reprise Mr. Spock in "Star Trek XI," but he hadn't been asked back to...
LAME EXCUSES
TRUDIE Styler is persona non grata with a Hamptons environmental cause after she blew off a charity event she was supposed to host. Organizers of the gala for Project GreenHouse Hamptons say they learned 90 minutes after it started that Sting's wife...
NOT AT ANY PRICE
IT'S canines before carnality for Jack Cafferty. In his memoir, "It's Getting Ugly Out There," the CNNer and ex-Ch. 4 anchor recalls walking his Cairn terrier along Sixth Avenue when a hooker sashayed up. " 'I see you and your dog every night,' she...
WINNING STREAK
JIM Palmer had a life-changing double-header this weekend. Friday, the famed Baltimore Oriole pitcher and veteran TV broad caster was in upstate Coopers town, home of the Baseball Hall of Fame, to marry his longtime girlfriend, Susan Schmidt...
BEN'S SEX SCENE SMACKED
A MOVIE scene in which Ben Stiller gets slapped silly by his S&M-loving bride, played by Malin Akerman, as they grapple naked in bed was deemed too racy for the kids attending the San Diego Comic-Con festival, which ends today. The scene from the...
MINDING HER MANNERS
MISS Manners is ready to take off her white gloves and rumble with New York socialite Charlotte Reed. The syndicated doyenne of etiquette, whose real name is Judith Martin, fired off a letter to Reed accusing her of trademark infringement with the...
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