NOW THAT'S SHU-BUSINESS!
'ALL MUSIC is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song," said Louis Armstrong. ONE OF the power-name combos of NYC is simply referred to by every one as "The Shuberts." People in the theater talk about the Shuberts historically as if...
NOT VERY FUNNY
FORGIVE me, Pam Anderson! That's the plea from Aussie comic Peter Helliar after he cracked a cruel joke about the blond bombshell's battle with hepatitis C. Asked what would be the best present to give Anderson for her 40th birthday, Helliar shot...
STARS GAGGING ON GREEN
SOME celebs sure sound goofy when they talk about saving the environment. In "The Green Book - The Everyday Guide to Saving the Planet One Simple Step at a Time," Elizabeth Rogers and Thomas Kostigen quizzed the stars on their earth-friendly habits...
DIDDY BABY MAMA MOVES OUT
AFTER 10 long years of sticking by Sean Combs, the music impresario's baby mama and longtime girlfriend, Kim Porter, has finally had enough. Sources inside Combs' camp told Page Six that Porter moved out of his apartment here and she isn't going...
PACIFIC OVERTURE
ANDRÉ Balazs is unstoppable. The handsome hotelier is not only taking over the Chelsea Hotel and building a Standard Hotel on the High Line, he's also expanding his empire to the Pacific tropics. Balazs paid nearly $5 million for the Maison...
JUST LIKE BILL
CHRIS Tucker does a dead-on Bill Clinton impression - and the former president can't get enough of it. The "Rush Hour" comic tells August's Playboy: "I started imitating him on a trip to Africa. He liked it so much, he made me do it in every country...
CHOPPER-FREE
COULD the small town of St. Michaels, Md., be the next St. Tropez? Vice President Dick Cheney has a house there, and now, the Baltimore Sun reports, Michael Jackson is shopping for a waterfront mansion because of a "no-fly zone" Cheney put into...
WE HEAR
THAT Zoe Saldana, Kelly Slater and Wilmer Valderrama have signed on for Playboy Passport, an exclusive concierge service that costs $10,000 a year . . . THAT Gwyneth Paltrow is telling friends that the reason she's on crutches is because she broke...
LIKE OLD TIMES
"OCTOBER Road" actress Laura Prepon wants the world to know she's back with her longtime boyfriend, Chris Masterson. Prepon and Masterson split briefly in May, but were spotted "kissing and holding hands" during a dinner at the Meatpacking...
THE WRONG FOOT
BEYONCÉ is taking a page from Britney Spears' book, and it didn't impress the elite Sunday afternoon crowd at Bergdorf Goodman. Last weekend, spies spotted Jay-Z's bootylicious girlfriend browsing for jeans - barefoot. "She was shopping for shorts...
SIGHTINGS
RUSSELL Simmons and his new gal, Porscha Coleman, "all over each other" during the p.i.n.k. vodka-sponsored party at Hamptons club Stereo by the Shore . . . ROSIE O'Donnell reading Page Six on a flight from Los Angeles to New York . . . KAROLINA...
CHECK-SWIPER COURTS LOHAN
THERE'S already one sorry "socialite" taking advantage of Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday bash - Dori Cooperman, who was arrested this year for swiping a neighbor's $4,300 check and depositing it. In all of the oceanfront photos and videos of Lohan's...
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