NOT JUST TAKING CARE OF A SUMMER HOME
IN British whodunits they always say, "The butler did it." Well, one Ameri can drama's underway in which they might say, "The caretaker did it." In this case the "it" won't mean murder . . . although whisperers whisper "it" could have been what...
SHE HOOKS 'EM
FASHION designer and mogul Betsey Johnson has made some new fans at BLT Fish on West 17th Street, where she's become a regular. One patron told Page Six, "She is so friendly and low-key when she comes in. And I always see her eating the same fish...
EYE-OPENERS
HIP-hop hotshots Missy Elliott and Keyshia Cole have a secret to making a hot music video - booze in the morning. A source told Page Six that last week, around 11 a.m., both women took shots before shooting their video for Cole's song, "Let It Go,"...
CORZINE SUV AIDE TRANSFERRED
THE aide to New Jersey Gov. Jon Corzine who was with him April 12 when he was seriously injured in a car crash was suddenly reassigned last month because the two had become "too close," said an inside source. Samantha Gordon, a "tall and...
RAY OF HOPE?
CRINGE frontman John Cusimano may not be spending every day with his wife of almost two years, Rachael Ray, for much longer. Insiders say Ray and Cusimano are "going through a messy breakup." A source close to the couple told Page Six, "Her mother...
BEHAVE, LADIES!
MAYBE we give the British too much credit. Those stiff upper lips gave way recently at "Dirty Dancing," the West End musical version of the 1987 Patrick Swayze movie about a girl's romance with her dance teacher. The Post's James Pratt reports that...
JACKO'S SNACKS
MICHAEL Jackson is the customer from hell, according to staffers at the Inn at Perry Cabin in St. Michael's, Md., where he stayed with his entourage last week. "They were on a completely different time zone," a server at the fancy waterfront inn...
SIGHTINGS
THE newest Knicks - Zach Randolph, Dan Dickau and Fred Jones - dining with new head coach/GM Isiah Thomas at the Waverly Inn . . . CHARLOTTE Ronson checking out Shoshanna Gruss' swimsuit collection on a Rockefeller Center rooftop, where the...
DREAM DENIED
RALPH Lauren would have been flexing his acting chops with Robert De Niro, Al Pacino and Jack Nicholson if he'd had his way. "I wanted to become a movie star," he reveals in his upcoming book, "Ralph Lauren," from Rizzoli. "I thought that was cool...
JOIN THE CROWD
ADD Ivanka Trump's name to the growing list of candidates to replace Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones on "The View." The National Enquirer reports that Barbara Walters wants to hire the "hottie with brains" to stick it to Paris Hilton and her parents...
PISH POSH
ANGELINA Jolie isn't the only diva who wants to tightly control her dealings with the press. Hollywood's latest fembot, Victoria Beckham, was acting like an in-demand Oscar winner last week when her reps forced reporters to sign contracts before...
SWAG AIDS HUSBAND HUNT
TOP editors at In Style are embarrassed the fashion magazine's former accessories editor, Alice Kim, has reportedly been selling off swag to fund a boutique she's opening in Omaha, Neb. Kim, who announced she was leaving the magazine last month...
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