NOTHING SIMPLE ABOUT ALICIA
ONLY Alicia Keys - so gorgeous you can die from it - could tear you from Scarlett Johansson as nanny Annie or super Laura Linney as monster mommy in "The Nanny Diaries." She plays a simple working girl. Oy, is she simple. At Monday's private...
WE HEAR
THAT Jason Starr will be reading from his hot new thriller, "The Follower," about the perils of the Manhattan singles scene, tomorrow at 7 p.m. at Barnes & Noble on East 86th Street . . . THAT Michelle Monaghan just got her CDL trucker's license to...
CO-STAR CRUSH
SIENNA Miller has a thing for her co-stars. She was engaged to her former "Alfie" cast mate Jude Law, then hooked up with "Factory Girl" star Hayden Christensen - and now, she's said to be in love with her "Edge of Love" co-star, Matthew Rhys...
MARITAL MANIA
JIMMY Fallon is off the market. The former "Saturday Night Live" funnyman proposed last weekend to his longtime squeeze, Nancy Juvonen - who co-owns Flower Films with Drew Barrymore - at her family home in Wolfeboro, N.H. It's the first engagement...
FAMILY WAY
KIM Kardashian blames her ethnicity for her big curves. "Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant," the sizzling pseudo-celeb, who made an infamous sex tape with rapper Ray J, tells King magazine. "I'm Armenian; you should see all the...
CRYSTAL VISION
BILLY Crystal is trying to score some of the big bucks TV has to offer. Sources say Crystal and his management team want a late-night show for him to host. "Billy was initially set on Conan O'Brien's slot when Conan takes over for Jay Leno on 'The...
HE'S NO HITLER
IS Val Kilmer too scared to play Adolf Hitler, or is he just too bloated? Kilmer was set to play the Nazi dictator in the "Hebrew Hammer" sequel, "The Hebrew Hammer 2 - Hammer Versus Hitler," but dropped out recently. "He may have gotten cold feet,"...
WOMEN'S FIB?
FORMER staffers of Green Stone Media, the defunct women's radio network, are grumbling that its founders aren't living up to their feminist creds. Women's libbers Gloria Steinem and Jane Fonda are "putting their own reputations above their female...
PAY ME TO PARTY, PARIS BEGS
NOW that her career in reality TV is done, and since her acting and singing careers never got off the ground, Paris Hilton is back to making money the only way she knows how - by trying to get people to pay her just to show up. A Las Vegas insider...
EX-WIFE TEES OFF AGAINST NORMAN
IT'S getting ugly again in the divorce battle between golf legend Greg Norman and his es tranged wife, Laura. She claims the Great White Shark changed the locks on their $21 million Jupiter Island home and cut off her credit cards. In court papers...
SIGHTINGS
CASH Warren, who recently broke up with Jessica Alba, at the Regent Beverly Wilshire in Beverly Hills, sizing up Emmy Rossum and asking whether she was single . . . DANE Cook and Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussy Cat Dolls dining at Luna Park in Los...
'RUSH HOUR' BLUES FOR BRETT
THIS has turned into the summer of Brett Ratner's discontent. The partying, portly director was supposed to be rolling in dough by now, but instead finds himself in a cash crunch due to the poor showing of "Rush Hour 3," friends say. "Brett got...
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