PARIS HILTON MAY BE A CARTOON (FOR REAL)
LET'S don't anybody say Paris Hilton is a flash in the pen. Let's don't even mutter about this Feline Felon flam ing out. The child is only beginning. Stan Lee, who brought you "Spider-Man," who brought us "X Men," who brought mankind "The...
BATTLE OVER WILL
JAMES Brown's agent of 25 years, Jeff Allen, is heading to court next month to blast David Cannon, a trustee accused of stealing $350,000 of the Godfather of Soul's money in the war over his estate. Allen told The Post's Marianne Garvey he plans to...
SIGHTINGS . . . SIGHTINGS
ROSANNA Scotto and Ernie Anastos having a bois terous dinner together and drinking wine at David Burke & Donatella, all the while discussing who they thought were the people in Page Six's blind items...
RIVIERA BLUES
THE rich, famous and degenerate flock to the Riviera every summer to enjoy the best life has to offer - but this summer has not been as much fun as in the past, thanks to a major crackdown on vice. According to our well-placed spy, "In recent weeks...
STILL PROWLING
WATCH out, Jessica Biel - Justin Timberlake's womanizing ways haven't changed. Spies spotted the notorious flirt "sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night at a cocktail table near the dance floor" at an HBO party on the...
OIL EMBARGO
BLOODY-eyed Brandon Davis - whose shiner suggests he's still recovering from the fight he had with his dad last month - isn't the only Davis oil heir to be cut off from family funds. Sources told Page Six his brother, Jason, is also feeling the...
JUST ASKING
WHICH Oscar-winning actor has his friends worried? His career's gone downhill since getting the gold statue and his drinking has increased tenfold. Now, he doesn't even try to hide his public drunkenness or his affairs...
REHAB FOR REAL
SHE finally said "yes" to rehab, and sullied songstress Amy Winehouse means business. The beehived singer didn't go to a "spa-hab" facility, but instead checked into the more serious Causeway Retreat on Osea Island in the U.K. Our source told us the...
CLASH OF KARMA AT NBC
NBC's new co-chairman, Ben Silverman, has an answer for critics who don't like his management style. A source claimed, "There was an employee retreat in L.A. last week and Ben got [executive vice president] Teri Weinberg and another female executive...
AGENT'S FISHY BEHAVIOR
OUSTED ICM agent Ed Limato, who has since signed with William Morris, has turned his back on his most trusted em ployees. A source told Page Six that Limato's three assist ants, two of them with him for at least three years, were asked to resign the...
TIME TO TISCH AND TELL
NOW that he's engaged to Lizzie Rudnick, New York Giants co-owner and Loews Hotels Chairman Jonathan Tisch has quietly put his Fifth Avenue co-op bachelor pad on the market. Brokers say Tisch is close to signing a deal for his longtime residence for...
WE HEAR . . . WE HEAR . . .
THAT Chris Masterson and Bijou Phillips will star in 26-year-old producer Andrew van den Houten's next film, "Made for Each Other" . . . THAT Nick Goodman's Hornets beat older brother Chris' C-Men, 22-14, in the 37th annual Goodman Softball Classic...
TRUMP BID TO SAVE BIMBO TRIO
DONALD Trump wants to try to whip the world's most famous trio of bimbos into shape and save their careers. The Donald tells Page Six he's talking with Britney Spears about appearing on his upcoming "Celebrity Apprentice," and that Paris Hilton...
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