PARAMOUNT HYPOTHETICAL CASE
I am about to report something that will smack me back in the face. I will get screams, denials, threats. It will be lawyers at 30 paces. It will be, "This stupid broad is an idiot and doesn't know from borscht." So OK. So be it. So what I have...
ALL CLEANED UP
MARILYN Chambers isn't just for the raincoat crowd anymore. The star of infamous porn flick "Behind the Green Door" just wrapped a PG-rated family flick, "Solitaire," where she plays a cop who helps a group of rag-tag kids. Thrice-divorced Chambers...
ELLEN WANTS MORE FROM RON
ELLEN Barkin isn't through trying to squeeze more millions out of her ex-husband, Ronald Perelman. The star, 53 - who extracted $40 million in her divorce from the billionaire last year - filed suit Tuesday in Manhattan Supreme Court seeking an...
LOSE THOSE EYES
NOTE to Jared Leto, A.J. McLean and Pete Wentz : Ditch the eyeliner, pronto! That's the word from Cosmopolitan's Style & Beauty, which ranks out pop stars for painting their peepers the way girls do. "The only pencil a man should wield is the...
LOMBARDI LIVES
THE National Football League, which is sitting on a gold mine of archival gridiron footage, is getting into the movie business. Variety reports the league will produce a biopic about legendary Green Bay Packers coach Vince Lombardi, who led the team...
DON'T BE LATE
PAULA Abdul is always running late, as seen on her Bravo show, "Hey Paula" - but woe to her assistants if they don't get their jobs done on time. A spy says, "There's a salon chair in her house where she gets her hair and makeup done every day...
BUSINESS LESSON
BE prepared for retaliation if you ask Ed Koch an inappropriate question about his personal life. Time Out New York writer Alison Rosen asked the former mayor, "Are you gay?" Koch fired back, "When was the last time you performed oral sex on your...
TACKY COVER SPAWNS IMITATOR
AFTER months of being called out by Us Weekly for printing "Fake News" in its celebrity pages, Life & Style hit back at the glossy by using the same cover. The cover of this week's issue of Life & Style, whose newsstand price is $1.99 to its rival's...
VUITTON VETOES LOHAN
Lindsay Lohan, who vanished after her arrest 10 days ago and is said to be confined at a California rehab - possibly the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage - was once in the running to be the new face of Louis Vuitton. But after a disastrous Elle...
PENN MEETS PARROT HUGO
SEAN Penn , Hollywood's most anti-American actor, flew down to Venezuela for a love fest with the world's most anti-American dictator, Hugo Chavez, who heaped praise on Penn in a nationally televised speech. Chavez, who has taken up the Marxist...
WE HEAR . . .
THAT after Goldman Sachs honcho Lloyd Blankfein and several associates at the firm bought houses on Sagg Pond in the Hamptons, the body of water was jokingly renamed "On Goldman Pond" . . . THAT ex-Jane magazine editor Brandon Holley invited her...
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