THOSE IDIOTIC IPHONERS
THE iPhone. The everybody-has-to-have-it this year's Bir kin bag. On the market 10 minutes, this cockamamie thing already nearly lost me a friend and busted up a nice couple I know. The couple's got a kid with a little bit of a drug habit, which...
WE HEAR . . .
THAT the new doorman at The Plumm was told to look for another job after asking for IDs from Michael Vollbracht, Michael Musto and Patrick McMullan, who hosts a regular Monday night party there . . . THAT real estate man Andrew Borrok, 36 - a French...
ROUGH TRANSITION
SUCCESS on "Project Runway" and "Top Chef" doesn't necessarily translate into success as a fashion designer or a chef, according to New York magazine. Two years after winning the first season of "Project Runway," designer Jay McCarroll is homeless...
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE IT
DOES Glamour stage the photos of fashion "Don'ts" it publishes every issue? Fashion expert Jayne Chase, who worked at the magazine in the 1980s, dropped a bomb on Sirius Radio's Martha Stewart Living channel the other day when she said: "I was a...
CRITICS PANNED
JOYCE Carol Oates doesn't mind ridiculing critics who give her books bad reviews. In her upcoming memoir, "The Journal of Joyce Carol Oates," she dredges up a diary entry about The New Yorker's "awful" take on her 1976 novel, "Childwold," calling...
HOT TUB AIRLIFT
WONDERING why The Police concert tickets cost so much? Vacationers at Bow Lake in New Hampshire were stunned last week when a helicopter dropped an enormous box onto a wooded island in the the rustic retreat. Our spies discovered the box held a hot...
BABIES BY TURNS
HOW do lesbian couples decide who will bear the children? Sometimes they alternate. Sara Gilbert, who played the precocious daughter on "Roseanne," was at Leonor's Mexican vegetarian restaurant in L.A.'s Studio City looking very pregnant, Janet...
TEAM SPIRITLESS
INJURED Yankee pitcher Carl Pavano isn't cheering his team on. Spies at Southern Hospitality on Second Avenue told Page Six that Tuesday night, Pavano was sitting directly under a TV showing the Yankees beating the White Sox 16-3, but he "didn't...
TRADING TRUTH FOR DOUGH
HEIDI Montag is furious with Lauren Conrad, her co-star on MTV's "The Hills," for taking frequent swipes at her reputation. So Montag wants to set the record straight - for cash. "Heidi is shopping her side of the story to the weeklies," said our...
ALBANY MESS TAINTS COLUMBIA
THE Albany Times Union embarrassed itself in the Troopergate scandal and now the Columbia Journalism Review has embarrassed itself defending the upstate paper. State Attorney General Andrew Cuomo found the Times Union was used by Gov. Spitzer's...
LINDSAY'S SPY GAMES
Lindsay Lohan is still keeping an eye on her on-again off-again fling, Calum Best. Our spy in London says Lohan has befriended a local photographer, Andy Sims, who will spy on Best for her. Best, caught on video partying with two hookers, is well...
COZY TURN FOR REESE, RYAN
REESE Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe sure seem cozy these days for a Hollywood power couple supposedly on the outs - and observers of their recent behavior believe a reconciliation may be in the works. The Oscar-winning cutie and her husband - who...
CALL HIM MR. CANOODLE
JANN Wenner will cuddle up to anyone these days. In April he made out with former Men's Fitness editor Neal Boulton. On Wednesday night after The Police concert, he locked lips with Sting's wife, Trudie Styler. "Trudie walked into The Box and went...
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