JOURNO INTRIGUED BY VANISHING WIVES
DREW Peterson. You know the name. He's hogged the telly news shows. With his lawyer. Saying no idea, absolutely can't imagine, what happened to his missus, who seems to have vanished into some really thick thin air. The guy has sandy-grayish hair...
THE HOCKEY PLAYER WEARS PRADA
SEAN Avery was a fish out of water - in ice skates. New Line Cinema plans to make a romantic comedy based on the hockey player's internship at Vogue. When last season ended, Avery was assigned by Anna Wintour, who was loosely portrayed by Meryl...
BAM'S ARMY DAZE
WAS Barack Obama telling the truth on Sunday when he told George Stephanopoulos on ABC's "This Week" that he considered enlisting in the armed forces when he graduated from high school? Obama said, "I actually did. I had to sign up for Selective...
JUST ASKING
WHICH elderly co-owner of a Hamptons hot spot has the locals buzzing because he's having an affair with the very tall, thin, blond wife of a famous songwriter? The melodious husband knows about it and isn't happy . . . WHICH music mogul treats his...
200 LBS. LIGHTER
STAR Jones is finally free of her freeloading hubby. Jones and Al Reynolds reached a last-minute settlement yesterday, moments before they were set to appear in court. Reynolds was said to be upset with the airtight prenup he signed, which left him...
NO OGLING!
JAMES Franco can't escape the nubile coeds of Columbia University. The "Pineapple Express" star, enrolled in a master's writing program, was studying in the school's Butler Cafe the other night when a crowd gathered, "particularly the type of...
SEX BOOK HAS CHURCH A TWITTER
THE Catholic Church is raising holy hell over a new Simon & Schuster book that encourages couples to sneak into church confessional booths and have sex. In "101 Places To Have Sex Before You Die," out in November, authors Marsha Normandy and...
OUT AND ABOUT
DAVID Arquette has a lot to celebrate this week. The actor and his wife, "Dirt" star Courteney Cox, have been catching up with all their celeb friends in Manhattan, where Arquette and his partner Ben Harper launch their clothing line, Propr. Cox...
ROAD RAGE
ALEC Baldwin can't keep his explosive temper in check. The "30 Rock" actor was seen screaming at a limo driver after a near-collision as he left the US Open Sunday night in his "old school" BMW. "He just drove his car into the Town Car in his...
WHAT A CROC(S) AT US OPEN
SERGEY Brin, the Google billionaire, should meet Nina Garcia, the "Project Runway" judge who started her other job at Marie Claire magazine yesterday. The other night, after signing copies of her new book, "The One Hundred," at Barnes & Noble in...
GOODBYE, MAMA
RED Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis has a new woman after dumping model Heather Christie just months after she gave birth to their son, Everly Bear. Kiedis showed up to the Talenthouse party at the Chateau Marmont in LA with Laura Freedman...
ENDQUOTE
"I READ Page Six every day and usually hope my name is not in it" - Sean Hannity . . . "GREAT sex with someone may or may not really mean something. But it's a hell of a lot better than bad sex!" - Candace Bushnell to Cosmopolitan...
KELLY'S GUY
KELLY Osbourne has finally gotten lucky. After living in London for months, Ozzy's youngest daughter hit Stateside for Fashion Week with model Luke Worrall. "She's going to all the shows, hanging out backstage and making out with him everywhere,"...
SIGHTINGS
DAVID Johansen, in thick Mr. Magoo glasses, and his wife, Kate Simon, on the 11:30 p.m. ferry to Staten Island, the borough where he was born . . . VENUS Williams helping sister Serena celebrate her US Open championship at Butter as Kanye West sat...
FACE-LIFT
AFTER a long, reconstructive summer, Morgans Hotel is reopening. The Madison Avenue hotel - which pioneered the boutique hotel craze 25 years ago when it housed celebs such as Bianca Jagger and George Clooney - has undergone a revamp overseen by its...
WE HEAR . . .
THAT reporters invited by Jay-Z to the launch of the Artful Dodger fashion line at Chelsea Art Museum the other night were warned they would "not be allowed to take notes on a pad or use a tape recorder.". . . THAT Paul Wilmot Communications - which...


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