BOOK HAS BOLD, FRESH PIECE OF BILL O'REILLY
BILL O'Reilly. Big man, big frame, big mouth. Big disclosure: I'm a fan. Sept. 23 comes his memoir "A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity." Long back he sent my embargoed, not for sale, uncopyedited, bound manuscript with: "Here's something that might make...
9/11 COWARDICE: SIMPLE AS ABC
THE suits at Disney-owned ABC are too chicken to re-air or release on DVD their $40 million docudrama that accused Bill Clinton of squandering many chances to capture Osama bin Laden before the Twin Towers attacks. That's the charge of John...
BUBBA CHUCKLE
BILL Clinton likes sex jokes. A spy tells us that when Laura Bell Bundy - who starred in "Legally Blonde" and is a fierce, dyed-in- the-wool Democrat - ran into the former president at Nobu the other night, the blond cutie quickly whipped out a T-...
WE HEAR
THAT Scholastic plans to start printing "Mr. President: A Book of US Presidents" by George Sullivan a day after the election. Two covers are prepared: one with McCain and the other with Obama...
SEEING RED
BEING Woody Allen's muse has really inflated Scarlett Johansson's ego. One well-placed source told Page Six that producers on "Vicky Cristina Barcelona," Johansson's latest Allen flick, have been grumbling that "Scarlett isn't the same . . . She's...
SIGHTINGS
LINDSAY Lohan and Samantha Ronson in an intense liplock for "at least half an hour" at the Beatrice Inn . . . FRENCH Vogue editrix Carinne Roitfeld showing up "obnoxiously late" for the Ralph Lauren show at the tents and being forced to stand by...
I LOVE MY DAD
"IN England, I'm so far out, I'm in," said Bobby Vinton, who performed at the over-the-top 60th birthday party at the Rainbow Room for mayoral hopeful John Catsimatidis, orchestrated by his wife, Margo. John's daughter Andrea took the stage to tout...
IT'S UGLY WHEN STYLES CLASH
VIEWERS don't yet know who won VH1's stylist competition "Glam God," but now that taping is done, contestant Indashio wants to get something off his chest - that "Phillip Bloch is an a - - hole." Indashio said that throughout the season Bloch was...
SWEETNESS COUNTS
EVERYONE wanted to dress Emmy Award host Heidi Klum for the red carpet, but Giorgio Armani landed the job. Fashion insiders told Page Six that when the leggy host of "Project Runway" (which pulled in five Emmy nominations) was listed for a "Best...
TALL TALE
THERE'S some truth in the Randy Newman lyric "Short people got no reason to live." In the book "Do Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes?" - out next month - Jen Pincott reveals that nearly 60 percent of Fortune 500 company CEOs are over 6 feet tall and...
'90210' GIRL GONE WILD?
THERE'S a new bad girl on "90210," and it's not Brenda Walsh, played by Shannen Doherty, who ruled as the show's queen of mean during its first incarnation. Doherty has since cleaned up her tough act, but the new CW show's newbie, Shenae Grimes, who...
HI-YO, SILVER!
HAS Richard Prince become the first artist ever to buy his own jet? He won't say. We'd heard the artist, who specializes in irony, had been selling so many paintings that he got himself a Gulfstream V - which cost about $46 million. But Prince said...
LOTS OF CHEESE
TIME again to goof on Kathie Lee Gifford . The foot-in-mouth "Today" show personality is being parodied in Matt Prager's new musical, "She Can't Believe She Said That!" Producers say the show, opening on Sept. 26 at the TBG Theater and starring...
SURPRISE DELUGE
ANDRE Leon Talley, the 6-foot-8 Vogue icon, cuts a flamboyant figure even when he's calm. Imagine when he's frantic. Talley was early for the Stephen Burroughs fashion show on Friday and sitting in the vestibule of the designer's West 38th Street...
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