LADIES STRUT FROM SCREEN TO STAGE
EVEN after Katie Holmes in "All My Sons," Hollywood's march to Broadway continues. Next up in movie actresses tasting life upon the wicked stage will be Julia Stiles of all those Bourne jobs - "The Bourne Ultimatum," "The Bourne Identity," "The...
PARIS LETS PUPS OUT TO DIE
Paris Hilton has no one to blame but herself after two of her Chihuahuas were eaten by coyotes earlier this week. Hilton - a "pet collector" who has more than 10 dogs, a monkey and other mammals in her menagerie - is a well-known nuisance in her...
GRIFFIN'S MOVE
BRAVO is about to lose another winning show to the competition. On the heels of "Project Runway's" being ripped to Lifetime, insiders are buzzing that Kathy Griffin might take her "Life on the D-List" and comedy specials to a greener pasture...
FEELING FIRST-CLASS PAIN
WHEN Ivana Trump flies, it's first class or bust. A fellow passenger on her flight from West Palm Beach to Newark on Sunday watched in awe as Trump acted "miserable that she was put in coach and not first class" and spent her time "complaining the...
OIL SCION PUMPS PALS' DOUGH
WATCH out, New York - Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis is in town and grifting for dough. Friends of the broke oil "heir" say that he's conned them out of money - and that when they ask for it back, he tells them to "go [bleep]" themselves or...
'INSIDER' OUT
PAT O'Brien is out of a job. The former host of "The Insider," who was demoted to a correspondent after several stints in rehab, infuriated his bosses when he sent out an ill-advised e-mail Monday to his "Insider" and "Entertainment Tonight"...
HEATHER SUES
SHE dropped her biggest client, Heather Mills, in July, but p.r. pit bull Michelle Elyzabeth needs to pick up a lawyer. Mills filed suit in London "seeking damages for libel" from Elyzabeth, who called her "a witch" and told The News of the World...
SIGHTINGS
SARAH Jessica Parker's husband, Matthew Broderick, drinking Belvedere vodka on the rocks and eating chicken satay while giggling with Calvin Klein's daughter, Marci, at Catch-22 lounge. The friends left at 11 p.m. after two hours . . . LEONARDO...
SOCIETY SIZZLER
PALM Beach is about to be lampooned by Donald Trump's nephew. In "The Misad ventures of Oliver Booth: Life in the Lap of Luxury," out next month, David Desmond tells the story of a garishly dressed, arrogant and incompetent young man who'll go to...
DENISE DEMISE?
DENISE Richards is about to be sorely disappointed. Charlie Sheen's ex was spotted at the Silverspoon Emmy gift lounge in Beverly Hills "telling anyone who would listen that her show is being renewed." But our sources say that isn't likely. E!'s...
PAM, PETA RAGE AT ARMANI
WARNING to Katie Holmes, Cate Blanchett and other stars who wear Armani - Pam Anderson and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals are gunning for you. Last year, Giorgio Armani told Time that PETA had persuaded him to drop fur from his designs...
NO COLD WAR
RELATIONS between their countries are chilly, but there was only love between American and Russian socialites Wednesday night. The party crowd, including Barbara Bush, Alison Serafim, Vito Schnabel, Stavros Niarchos, Natalia Vodianova and Keith and...
BEST LEFT UNSEEN
JAMES Franco wrote and di rected a movie about how horndog actors prey on women - but you'll never see it. "[I read] an interview with Robert Duvall and Gene Hackman and Dustin Hoffman . . . and I guess they were all room mates back when they were...
BLOGGER ON FIRE
PEREZ Hilton, a work of art? The gossip blogger has lost weight and is being shot by famed fotogs Markus Klinko and Indrani as part of the duo's Miami Art Basel exhibition to be unveiled this winter. We hear Hilton will be shot as "The Circus King"...
GET WELL SOON
FORMER Interview magazine owner Sandy Brant had a close call in the Hamptons this summer. She was boogie-boarding with her kids in East Hampton when "a wave flipped her over and she slammed into a sand embankment," a source said. Brant was airlifted...
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