PREZ WILL NOT BE HIDING IN BUSHES
GEORGE W. Bush, soon to be former president of the United States of America, ex-commander in chief of the Armed Forces, prior leader of the free world, is not leaving immortality to go back to the cowflop of Crawford, Texas. Although he might still...
SNIDE ATTACKS OFTEN BACKFIRE
'LIVE YOUR life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, 'Oh, s - - -! She's awake." This is anonymous, like most of the delicious things that come across my desk. Here's another one on the current...
BUSH BUTCHERY
SHARON Bush still wants her pound of flesh. President Bush's former sister-in-law, who was dumped by his brother, Neil, several years ago for another woman, has teamed up with best-selling author and lawyer Mark Smith to pen "Bushology," a...
PAY YOUR WAY
LET'S hope David Blaine has better luck hanging upside down in Central Park than he did trying to score free booze. The magician waltzed into 230 Fifth with pals last week and asked for a table and bottle service. "He said, 'Are you going to take...
LOHAN GAL PAL DISSES LESBIANS
SAMANTHA Ronson may be madly in love with Lindsay Lohan - but her other Sapphic sisters can apparently drop dead. When management of Rubyfruit in the West Village recently asked the butchy deejay to do a benefit to help save the landmark lesbian...
IT GOT PERSONAL, SO HIRE ME
THE Oscar-nominated director of "Capote" may be at the top of his game, but he never learned the age-old lesson of not mixing work with pleasure. Hollywood types were more than a little shocked last week when they received an e-mail from director...
EMPTY FEELING
SEN. Barack Obama lost some votes Friday when his economic policy director, Jason Furman, blew off a panel discussion in front of 1,500 corporate leaders in Washington, DC. As John McCain's economic adviser, Doug Holtz-Eakin, dutifully took his seat...
SIGHTINGS
"LIPSTICK Jungle" star Kim Raver in an elevator at Studio complaining, "This is the slowest subway I have ever been on," prompting Brooke Shields to explain, "Kim's not very good on tequila" . . . JOY Bryant, Lyor Cohen and Kevin Liles celebrating...
WE HEAR
THAT Victoria's Secret model and Plumm deejay Larissa Brown is moonlighting as manager of the Moldy Peaches...
GEORGIA TOAST
IF Russia invades Georgia again, it will have New York to deal with. Tomorrow night, Mayor Bloomberg is being made an honorary citizen of Georgia's capital, Tbilisi, by that city's mayor, Gigi Ugulava, at the Silk Road Transatlantic Alliance party...
TRUE BELIEVER
GOD-dismissing writer Christopher Hitchens didn't believe in horoscopes, either - until they told him he'd score with women. At a Templeton Foundation luncheon at the Pierre yesterday, Washington Post veteran Sally Quinn recalled how the...
THE WRONG COAST
DAVID Spade needs a new assistant. Last week, Spade was supposed to play a round of golf with Eric Trump for his foundation's annual golf tournament. The comic was scheduled to be at Trump National Golf Club in Briarcliff Manor, NJ, but he never...
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