LADY IS FIERCE WITH AMBITION
WE speak now of Omarosa. Do not be nasty and ask why. And do not ask Omarosa who? Miss Congeniality Herself. Donald Trump's former "Apprentice" menace, the TV reality human with the longest name in captivity next to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Omarosa...
TV GIG FOR PALERMO
"SOCIALITE" Olivia Palermo finally found a job. The party-hopper, who had been looking for modeling or acting gigs to supplement Daddy's rent checks, is slated to be part of Whitney Port's new MTV show, "The City" - a New York spinoff of "The Hills...
HEFNER'S CRUMBLING HAREM
JUST as Page Six predicted a month ago, Hugh Hefner's sham-like world is falling apart. His youngest "girlfriend," Kendra Wilkinson, has been hooking up with Philadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett. Now, it seems his "No. 1" gal pal is looking for an out...
CLAY: I'M GAY AIKEN
CLAY Aiken is finally out - not that it comes as a surprise. The former "American Idol" star appears on today's cover of People magazine cradling his surrogate-born daughter, Parker, next to the blaring headline: "YES, I'M GAY." The 29-year-old...
CUSTODY SETBACK
SHARON Stone has lost custody of one of her three adopted sons. A Los Angeles court ruled that Stone's ex-husband, Phil Bronstein, will have "permanent sole physical custody of" their son, Roan, despite Stone's plea to change the arrangement. The...
WE HEAR
THAT the Accompanied Literary Society will unveil its public show of literature-as-art tonight at the luxury condo building One York in TriBeCa. Works include pieces by Jonathan Ames, A.M. Homes, Sloane Crosley, Paul Haggis and Ernest Hemingway...
LINDSAY DAD: SAM'S 'HIDEOUS'
Lindsay Lohan wants her father to just shut up - especially since Michael Lohan furiously scratched an e-mail to X17online the other day, calling Lohan's girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, "dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity."...
PRIME-TIME POLO
BRAVO is bringing polo to the masses. A series about Hamptonites' favorite sport is in development and a camera crew has been at the tony Santa Barbara Polo Club filming the action, and will soon travel to Wellington, Fla., and Argentina. The...
AFTER HOURS
NIGHTLIFE aficionados will recognize some familiar faces in "The Wrestler," the much buzzed-about Darren Aronofsky movie starring Mickey Rourke in a career-best turn as a washed-up pro wrestler. Socialista owner Armin Amiri, Marquee doorman Wass...
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"WHENEVER the Jonas Brothers come on TV, I freak out, because they're so cute." - Jennie Garth on GlamourTV . . . "Perhaps if Dexter hadn't come along, I'd be killing people in my real life instead" - Michael C. Hall to BlackBook...
DAMN THE ECONOMY, BRING ON THE ART AUCTION
DIANDRA Douglas, ex-wife of Michael Douglas, is trying to bring art to the masses despite the flailing economy. Tonight, Douglas is co-chairing the MUSE Film and Television gala at the Paul Kasmin Gallery on 10th Avenue. She told Page Six, "There...
BAD NIGHT FOR BROKE OIL HEIR
GREASY oil-heir Brandon Davis is as careless with his ID as he is with other people's money. Saturday night, Davis and a pal showed up to the Living Room on the Lower East Side for a Lukas Haas show, but he couldn't get in because he forgot his ID...
BOOZE AND SEX
BILL Wilson, who co-founded Alcoholics Anonymous, had another addiction: sex. "His desire for women threatened to jeopardize his entire life's work," Susan Cheever writes in her new book, "Desire." Wilson - who was wed to the same woman for 53 years...
4-COURSE FRENZY
SUPERCHEF Jean-Georges Vongerichten was about to leave town when he had a last-minute request to cook one more meal. The three-star Michelin man was asked to prepare a luncheon Monday for 14 people including French President Nicolas Sarkozy and...
WEDDING BELLS
CITY Comptroller Bill Thompson has been a busy guy lately, addressing the city's fiscal crisis - but not too busy to get married. Thompson and his honey of two years, Harvard Law School alum and Museum for African Art President Elsie McCabe, quietly...


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