HAPPY RENÉE
RENÉE Zellweger. Even more stunning than when I saw her last. Navy Carolina Herrera overblouse. Hair a spun-gold cloud. On the forefinger, square-cut turquoise the size of her Oscar, "which I found in an old antique shop in Connecticut." And care...
POWERFUL LADIES AS DIVERSION
'THE GREATEST men I have known have never been able to put up with love. It's so distracting, and great men must never be disturbed at their work," wrote the famous London hostess Emerald Cunard. Hmm, thinking of Mark Anthony, who threw it all...
AOL GAGS RIVERS' RANTS
JOAN and Melissa Rivers are livid over AOL's censorship of them. The duo did their comedic routine for myhollywood.com on Sunday for the Emmys, and AOL was supposed to link to a chunk of it. But their segment was booted when AOL suits thought it was...
PRETTY FACE
John McCain likes to call Barack Obama a "celebrity" - but guess who's been using a superstar makeup crew? Us Weekly reports McCain paid beauty-school grad Tifanie White - who's done faces for "American Idol" -$5,583.43 to get him camera ready for...
ARCHITECT SON'S ZANY CHARGES
THE son of Richard Meier is hurling wild accusations at his famous father - accusing the white-haired Manhattan architect of locking him up in a mental hospital and trying to disinherit him for uncovering a shocking family secret. Joseph Meier, 28...
SIGHTINGS
JERRY Seinfeld having breakfast with Colin Quinn at the Brooklyn Diner on East 57th Street . . . JOE Cash, 12, Johnny Cash's grandson, applauding after seeing "Frankie D." at Village East Cinemas. His godmother, Rosemary Edelman, who was also there...
MOVIN' ON BY PIGGING OUT
SINCE breaking it off with Justin "Mac Guy" Long, Drew Barrymore had been keeping a low profile with the guys. But she landed another man Tuesday night, locking lips with "Gossip Girl" star Ed Westwick at Webster Hall during a Kings of Leon concert...
NOT SO MEAN
TINA Fey has openly voiced her hatred of Paris Hilton, but the Emmy-winning writer/actress is still warm toward another Hollywood princess - Lindsay Lohan. "Mean Girls" co-stars Fey and Lohan ran into each other at NBC's pre-Emmy party at Spago in...
RESCUE OFFER
ALI Lohan's faltering singing career has been thrown a lifeline. A source told us, "Johnny Wright, who manages the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake, has offered to help out Ali and guide her career, but we'll see if [mom] Dina will be into it...
A RUSSIAN DEVIL IN WINGS?
ANNA Wintour needs to watch her couture-clad back. "Elle's October issue scored 66 more ad pages than Vogue," a source told Page Six - a figure which doesn't sit well with her boss S.I. Newhouse, who may have already found her successor. At a party...
STAY OUTSIDE
THE British are coming, but East Villagers don't want them. Famed London art gallery Lazarides is opening a show called "The Outsiders" at 282 Bowery tomorrow, which will display the incendiary works of Paul Insect, Jonathan Yeo, Miranda Donovan and...
LOYAL NO MORE
MORE bad news for Hugh Hefner - his one "loyal" girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt, who's still married to a man in her hometown, may be stepping out on him, too. Just a day after we reported his other girlfriends weren't paying attention to house rules...
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