NO HARM DONE
STEVE Guttenberg is coming to the defense of his old pal, Alec Baldwin. After a Page Six spy saw Baldwin sideswipe a car in his rush to get away from the US Open, The Gute had his rep call us to say the car was his - but there was no accident. "We...
WE'LL MISS YOU
CLAY Felker's band of rogues turned out in force the other day at the Society for Ethical Culture to eulogize the legendary founding editor of New York magazine. Novelist Tom Wolfe said, "Clay was never a cynic and always in awe of how life is lived...
SIGHTINGS
SEN. Chuck Schumer and taxi tycoon Andrew Murstein traipsing up four flights of stairs at '21' to meet Mario Cuomo and several other US senators for a briefing on the federal bailout plan . . . JOEL Madden letting everyone at Haven on East 51st know...
FAITH IN EMMA
IS Colin Farrell so in love with British novelist Emma Forrest that he's converting to Judaism for her? The two, who have been dating since June, stopped by the Heeb magazine storytelling event at MBar in West Hollywood last week where Forrest...
NO FREE RIDES
WARREN Buffett is richer than God, but he's still a cheapskate. In her new Buffett biography, "The Snowball," Alice Schroeder reveals how the Berkshire Hathaway billionaire was asked by his pregnant daughter, Susie, and her husband for a loan to...
MAG STAFFER DOPED TO GET THIN
THE suits at Condé Nast are going to hate the new memoir by a former fashion magazine editor who claims staffers were pressured to stay unhealthily thin if they wanted to keep their jobs. In "Thin Is the New Happy," Valerie Frankel, who worked...
DJ TO RONSON: BRING IT ON!
THE West Village deejay snubbed by Samantha Ronson wants to face her Sapphic sister in a turntable duel to the death. "I'm challenging Sam to a spin-off. Let the best deejay win," Stacy "Deejay Stacy" Ledwith told Page Six. "I'm a lesbian, she's a...
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